hi guys welcome to a daily joke channel a woman
joins a golf club when she hears the guys talking about their golf round she says i played on my
college's golf team i was pretty good mind if i join you next week no one wants to say yes but
they're on the spot finally one man says okay but we start at 6 30 am he figures the early tea
time will discourage her the woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15
minutes late they roll their eyes but say okay she's there at 6 30 am sharp and beats all of
them with an eye opening two under par round she's fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed they
congratulate her and invite her back the next week she smiles and says i'll be there at 6 30 or
6 45 the next week she again shows up at 6 30 sharp only this time she plays left-handed the
three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round despite playing
with her offhand they're totally amazed they can't figure her out she's very pleasant and
a gracious winner they invite her back again but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her the
third week she's 15 minutes late which irritates the guys this week she plays right-handed and
narrowly beats all three of them the men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her
part however she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play they can't hold a grudge this
woman is a riddle no one can figure out they have a couple of beers in the clubhouse and finally
one of the men asks her how do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed
the lady blushes and grins when my dad taught me to play golf i learned i was ambidextrous
she replies i like to switch back and forth when i got married after college i discovered
my husband always sleeps without clothes from then on i developed a silly habit right before i
leave in the morning for golf practice i pull the covers off him if his willy points to the right i
golf right-handed if it points to the left i golf left-handed the guys think this is hysterical
astonished at this bizarre information one of the guys says cheekily what if it's pointing
straight up she says then i'm 15 minutes late