– Let's go! Faster! – What are we doing? (crowd talking) – What's wrong with us? – [Man] There's three left. – And you are alcoholics! – [Man] Wow, wow! – [Man] Take a breather. (vomiting noise) (crowd laughing) – [Man] You lie too much! Who let me in this one? – How's it going and
welcome to Sideman Pub Goal. (group clapping and cheering) – We can tell you're very excited. – Really excited. – Incredibly excited. – I'll give you a quick
rundown on what's happening. And yeah, my friend over here, Ethan, my colleague will let you
know the specific rules. So pub goals, we have found 9 pubs, that we're going to walk to, one by one and similar to golf at each hole, there was a par and a drink.
So for example, we'll go to a pub, there'll be a pint of lager and par too. So you have to get it down in two sips and then you get, what do you get? – You get par. (group laughing) – The aim of the game is to
get hole in ones all day. You want the lowest score possible. – Now for rounds, the pub golf. That will be a few
challenges along the way but we'll get to them soon, Behzinga, can you go over all
our rules that we have? – So, there is a minor
rule set for the day. First rule two players
per team must take part in the hole that we're on. Green team, you evidently
have an apple juicer. (team laughing) – Some point you can use that. – So, I think there's a few holes that maybe he gets the tag team and he comes in. – The lager, he can go in for. – Rule number two of the day. Plus one stroke for a spill drink, get shaky hands, get plus one strokes. You get plus two strokes for
missing a hole or falling over. So – How do you miss a hole? – By just not competing in it.
I'm not competing. If you're , oh I'm not doing it, hhmm. That's when you get my roughing. (group laughing) Plus three strokes are being added if anyone's caught cheating. If I see any nonsense going on maybe like a little bit of this. – None of that boys, none of that. – Three strokes. Rule number five, five strokes
are added for any spewing. (gauging noises) – [Man 2] Five? Okay. – And I don't think this will happen because I think we're a lovely bunch but plus 10 strokes are being added for starting fights with each other.
(group laughing) – Watch yourself. – What about with other people? – Yeah, no if – That's fine. Just whatever point is, – Depending on if you win, if you lose it's 10 strokes. – First challenge you've
got for out all of the golf, you gotta take a photo and then by the end who has the best photo,
the best team photo, they get two off. – They do get two off. – All right. – Okay. – Who's deciding, what's the best photo? – Oh, we'll tweet out the pictures. – Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be – A little poll. – Now. (laughing) – You got KSI. – Yeah. – Aww. – Handicap. – [Man 3] Easy now. – All right, lads, I think it's time we went to our first pub.
– Ha, ha, ho, it's right here. – Oh, it's here! (laughing) – Here we go! – Right on boys! – Teeing off! (laughing) – We're here! – [Man 2] How's this a pub? – Hey, hey, hey! (ship horn blowing) (laughing) – The first one! – What did I tell you about this one? (cheering) – Ha ho! Luxardo Sambuca. – You know, I saw him
put that there as well. I saw him and I was like, this can't be. – [Man] Oh dear. – Par one, Sambuca. – He said there's gonna be no shots. (group chatting) – I also said there's
gonna be Harry and Ethan so the Sambuca alarms coming out.
(laughing) (upbeat music playing) – Wait, brother, why have
I got the double one? – Cause you said, you
just said I'll do it. – Okay. (laughing) – That's the shot. – Look at this. You do you, you do you. – All right, cheers boys! (group chatting) (shot glasses hitting table) – Par! – Yeah. – All right, and we're off! – [Ethan] Let's get started. C'mon boys. (upbeat music playing) – Pow, pow, pow, pow! – Hey! – Blue team, hole in one season. – Yeah, cause that's how we do! Wait – only one season? (laughing) – Only one season.
– You wanna get nine. – Yeah, I'd like to get nine. If we get nine, we win. – [Man 2] I will say this
team is being very antisocial. – [Woman] Tequila! – We're not allowed to sit with you. – Yes you are. – [Man] One of you is. – Now look, I'm just replying
to my girlfriend, in it. – [Man 2] Exactly, she must
have come to the last season. – Naw, no, no bro. – [Man 2] She must've come to the last. – [Man] Wait, who are you replying too? – [Man 2] Someone. – My girlfriend. – [Man] What's her name? – He's had one Sambuca shot
and he's texted I love you. (laughing) – I'm just trying to be a good
bf, what's wrong with you? – He's gonna be freaked out, I don't know what I will do without you. (laughing) – That's good, chap. – No boy, I'm a man! I'm a man I respect women.
– Well, so I'll show the
camera what I've got. – I love how I'm in such safe hands, we've walked into Weatherspoons
within 30 seconds, Harry has got the app up, he's ordering his drinks, he knows exactly what he
wants and how to get it. – That's what we got, that's what we got. Absolute belter. – [Man 3] Are you serious? – What is this? – It's wine. – Wine? – [Man 2] Culture.
– You know what? This is going to send
some people to oblivion. – If you don't drink wine,
you have a lot of wine. – No, wait why're we doing wine? – [Man] Wait, JJ, do you ever drink wine? – No! – Oh man, you're done! – I know, because it's ridiculous. – Welcome to hole number two, par three, large glass of wine. – [Man] All right cheers. – [Man 2] Enjoy it, lads. – Let's go dog. – [Man] See dogs, look
here, look here, look here. (group encouraging the drinkers) – There's no way. – He's done it, he's
done it, he's done it! (clapping) – This is the whole thing!
You actually did it! – A whole lot of culture. – Yo. (glasses clinking) (group chatting) – [Man] Oh, okay, Ethan's going. – I'll go. – Oh Jesus. – Ethan said this is my boogie hole. – [Man] Oh my, oh wow! – [Man] He finished it. Okay, he's going for it. – Oh boy! – [Man] So dang, what's
going on, what's going on? – Yeah! Let's go! – [Man] I can drink a
lot. I can't down drink.
– I told you. There's a belt at your head, there's a belt at your head, Louis V Belt. – Come on. C'mon on. – Cheers lads. – [Man] Let's go, boy. – [Ethan] Go on your greens. – [Man] It's just got to go, lads. – [Man] Go on your greens. (group chatting) (group laughing loudly) – It's not looking pretty
for the Green team. Green team's not off to a good start! – [Man] Let's get out of
here, we're done, we're done. – Let's get out before we get kicked out. – Whoo! – I hate this video, I'm not gonna lie. – What're you doing to me today bugga? – No, you're all right so far. (group talking) – I've done nothing. – Jerry-O-ry! Jerry-O-ry,
I just don't know what. – Back up, back up. Listen, listen, give me the low down, give me some sneak info. – The low down? – So I can know where I can get involved. I wanna contribute to the team. – There is an apple hole.
– Okay. – But we'll get to that. – That'll be mine, I'll do the apple hole. – I see, you're pissed. – Oh no, no. I'm pissed at you and I don't know if I
expected it from you. – Oh, I – I'm pissed that you guys didn't won. – Cause I just can't down drinks anyway. – I wanted you guys to
be like a benchmark. – Wait, so that means – We're losing, yes.
That's
what it means, thanks. – And it's not my fault. – This is the issue, though. Their late game I'll come in
strong because I'll survive. – Yeah? All right. (group chatting) – This won't be the first time, we've all been drunk on camera. – We're not drunk. – Whatever. – Speak to yourself. (laughing) – Thanks very much! – Spillage! Spillage! – We're playing pub golf. – They're not chuggable, so have fun. – What, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? – It's definitely not me. – It's not chuggable.
– I can't do there. – What does that mean? – What does not chuggable mean? – Cause it's an IPA, so it's gonna go down
less easy than a lager. – But if you've go the ability. (laughing) – That's what I mean, if
you've got the ability, you'll do it. – What do you mean, it's not chuggable? – But it is. – She says it is. – It's just less chuggable than a lager. – Okay. – There you go. – Easy (group cheering) – Just to clear up, I've
been bullied into this. – That's not bullying. – You're the worst friend. – Well it's minus, one
minus five if you puke. – Yeah. – What was ten? – All right, let's get it started. – I'm so upset! – With the Green team. – Par two. Par two. – I can't believe that's a par two. – This is a par two. – Why am I mean? – Here, have a drink. – what's the wider par three? – All right, just keep a close eye out. – Might get a bit gassy, so maybe.
– Oh, oh, oh, oh, wowzers, wowzers. – What's going on? – Wowzers! – What's going on? – Oh my, God. Oh my God. Oh my God. (group talking) – Keep it flowing! Keep it flowing! – Filthy brew dog! (belching) – Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. – I thought you said
this is not chuggable? – It's not! – He doesn't even drink.
Honestly, he never drinks. – I hate alcohol so much! – Get me some apple juice, man. (laughing) – Come on, come on, come on. Yes now! That's my team. – JJ's gonna be a whore. – Ooo, ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. All right let's go! – All right let's do it. (group talking) – [Man] Oh no, oh no.
– Bro just let 'em backwash. (laughing) – He stopped. – Geez! – How did he do this with one gulp? No he can't, no, it's actually illegal. (group talking) – Is he gonna get par? (laughing) – All right, yo. – JJ, please. – Awww! – It's a half pint, bro.
It's a half pint, bro. – Yeah? – Open your throat. (group chatting) – Nice! (clapping) – All right, all right. – I'll be honest, Harry,
This is my kryptonite. – [Harry] It's fine. So long as you, as long as
you match them, I don't mind. So, three for two. – I'll have two as well. – Bugga if you don't do this,
I'll be very upset with you and you don't want, you
don't want shame do you Bugga – That's a very slow technique. – You could be shamed , Bugga could you? You couldn't be shamed? That's my boy. – Oh, that's less. – Get zen. (laughing) – Honestly, that's what you have to do – It actually burns though. – I know, I know. – And I don't have the pace.
– You know Tobi did it in one! – How did you do it in one? – Whoa, whoa, you're a freak! – Cause his mental game. – You're a freak! – We should probably do a
disclaimer at the start of this. – About drinking. – Yeah, drink responsibly.
We are not role models. – Chuck it in. (laughing) – That's what we have to say. (group talking) – Oh no. Oh God. (laughing) – Oh wait, wait, wait, wait. – He's in float state. – Vomit, vomit, vomit! – He's in float state,
he's in float state. – Keep solid. – Vomit! Wait, wait wait. So wait. What's the, what's
the score, what's the score? – So right now us two,
our teams are drawing. – Okay – They're one ahead. – Mixing drinks is a myth. – Hey yo. – I, I looked it up, I looked up the science of mixing drinks. So basically when you are mixing drinks you're more likely to be
drinking a ridiculous amount. (laughing) – But no, no. I looked it up. So, on at night where you're drinking like Sambuca, tequila,
wine, whiskey, whatever. Don't watch him.
– I'm listening, I'm listening. – On a night where you're doing that. You're more likely to
end up in, in the bend. – Yeah. – So this, (laughing) – What, what why you laughing? (laughing) – What? Are you bullying me? – You should've saw the way you were walking up the stairs just then! – You are just more likely
to have a lot more drinks and you'll end up in the bend and the next day you'll
be like, Oh, it's cause cause I'm mixed drink or something.
Usually I'm great with my drinks, but no, you just focked it, basically. – Got you. Got you, got you. – So yeah, it's fine.
It's all the same shit. – Bro, I thought you
were taking us to a pub. – No, no, no, no. – Hey guys, when you're playing pub golf, the mid, mid hole entertainment
is some of the funnest bits. – What's he doing? – Wait, wait, go stand. (group talking) – Stand over there. – Ah, so, among the
mid hole entertainment, you can get points off of your score, for beating of the teams. – Okay. – So welcome to the first game. For the first game we have, – It is – Pin the bandana on KSI.
(laughing) – Let me do the game. – We have a very, very good 3D card. So we have pin the bandana on KSI. So what we're gonna do
is we're gonna whack our favourite UK YouTuber, on the wall like this. – You're gonna be blindfolded. – And you're going to be blindfolded. And you have to pin the head on the wall. – That's incredible. – You guys got in life-size as well. (laughing) (group talking) – You lie too much! (laughing) – Spin and go.
– Press with force, press with force. – Press with force? (laughing) – He's got a new eyebrow. – Eye patch. – All right. That's their score done. Let's remember where that one was. – I'll take a photo of
it for us, so we have it. (laughing) – One, – This spinning game's going good! – Two, – I'll give you three. Okay. And now you are lined up, remember. – Straight ahead, straight ahead, yeah? – You said you can't line them up. – Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. – I didn't know the way you positioned it. – He's facing straight,
he's facing straight, you're facing straight. (laughing) – Wait what? What's going on? (laughing) – Push, push it down. (laughing) – He can't be this dumb right
, he can't be this dumb right he can't be, he can't be this dumb. – And then, and then, go! – He's not going anywhere near that wall. – Yeah. There you go,
there you go that's it. (laughing) – Press, yeah, press
press press, press it, press it really hard. – No, no, no, that's
cheating, that's cheating.
– Listen bro, we lost, we lost bro. – What you mean we lost? – Bro, we lost, just take it off. – Your spin, eh, your
spin, your spin finished. – Do you know what, we lost, actually they didn't even get on the wall. – I would've have found. – You were walking around doing this. – I can't believe what's happened. – Green team you get
the points, well done.
(group talking) – Team photo. – Awww. – This is strong, this
is a strong picture. – That's a valiant picture you know. That's a valiant picture. – All right so our clear
winners are the Green Team. – Let's go! – It's a minus two on their score. (group talking) – We winning! C'mon, off we go. Hole four! – It's slowly hitting me how focked. – Mate, – We've got five more holes. (progressive music playing) – I'm gassed though, we
finally have cocktails.
It's about time.
Cocktails, sweet cocktails. – Welcome, ladies and
gentlemen to four number hop. (group laughing) – Hey look, my team
mate's ready for this one. – It's hole number four
and it's cocktails, Hurray! (group cheering) – Hey I shall go first, shall go first? – It's par one! – Par one! – Pour that in there, pour that in yours. – In one, yes? – Let's go. – I see it, I see it. – Yeah, they are nice. – That's quite light,
but the alcohol content is still there. – Well done. – No matter how light it might be. (group cheering) – JJ, you're gone bro. – I'd sit on the chair, just
sit on the chair for a bit. – I don't need chairs. – All right. – Okay, he's definitely wasted. – You drinking? – Cheers! – Are we? Professionals. (laughing) – It's a four number hole. – Oy, oye, oy oye, aye aye! Let's go! – Cheers, I'll take this one. – All right Green team, c'mon. – It's going so well,
you know, going so well. – You're a big bugga! – Bro, its going so much
better than we imagined.
– We hit hole one at
quarter past one, it's 2:20. So we've done four holes now. – Wait we're efficient. – No wait, I'm used to the opposite. (group talking) – We're nearly half way
in within, within an hour. – No that is so dangerous, so dangerous. The body does not have
enough time to adapt to the levels that we're putting in there. – Why you taking that back? – You just had one. (alarm sounding) (group talking) – Why is the Sambuca alarm going off? – So here is the deal. The
Sambuca alarm is going off, and we can't control this
alarm, it just goes off. (group talking) – What do you mean, I
saw you press the button. I want to die, I want to die. – Cheers mates! – It tastes like licorice. – You boys take your luck at MC Neat. – Four number hole. All right, we're done
with four number hole. (crying loudly) – Wait, wait, wait, he's fallen over. – It's a fall, it's a fall, it's a fall. You've fallen over. – I'm laughing.
– That's falling over. – No, I laughed, I laughed. – Judge, judge? – Ethan, mate, that's a fall is it not? Ethan knows it. It's a fall,
it's a fall, it's a fall! It's a fall, it's a fall, it's a fall. – No, cause it was funny. Black people do this all
the time, ha ha ha ha. – He did it again. – No way, shut up! – This is outrageous. – Pull it together, stay on
your feet, stay on your feet. Stay on your feet, stay on your feet.
– I'm always on my feet. Ten toes down. – No, it's a minus five, unfortunately. – Minus five? – That's a minus five. – No plus five, no it might
be a plus four, Robert. I'll check. It's not a minus five. – No, no, no, no. – Okay then, just plus two. – Plus two, yeah. (JJ yelling) (progressive music playing) – I am here. (laughing) – I'll be honest, I'm drunk. And I'm very full, like
if my abs are like here I am full, I can feel liquid up to here. So, anything with volume
in it is gonna be very… – So I know the course, I know the course and there is volume
coming sooner or later. – The thing is we have two on our team, Greens have three, so they can
like defer some of it away.
– And also, Tony said he wasn't drinking. He packed a beer. – That was incredible. – They know, we out
here, he yo, high five. Hit me with that, damn we
got one, we got one. Eh! Hey, geez, ah, mi gusta, mi gusta. Hey yo where this thing up bro, man needs to break the seal. – You broke the seal already. – Welcome to hole, five number hole. – Oh this one. Five number hole. – No, five number hole is Brittle's Arms.
– Okay. – Which is the pub on the corner. However, this is the no piss. – The water hazard. – This is the water hazard. (group talking) – If you gotta pee, how many shots? – I think water hazard is
usually plus two or three, yeah. – Hey if we all do it. – All who need to pee put
your hands in the air. – Now confirm it. (group talking) – It's up to you, Tony it's up to you. – Cause you could finish everyone here. – Flip the phone. If it lands, face up, you can piss, if it lands face down you can't piss. You can piss, you can piss, you can piss, you can piss, you can piss. – Naw. – Come buddy. – This is outrageous,
JJ what've they done? – Bro, bro, so now what? – The phone was face up! – I can't wait.
– What is the point of flipping the phone? – I want to piss myself. – If you piss yourself,
I'll give you plus one. – No, no, no, there's no toilet, if you want to piss yourself
you can piss yourself. – I agree with that. – Hey if he pisses himself,
you don't get any points. Would you wanna be a
rapper that pisses himself? – I would, yes. – That's a fall, that's a fall! (group talking) – I don't care what anyone
says, that's a major fall. – What do you mean my
teammates? What's happened? – One of your teammates fell. – Did you fall? – He fell. All right. Oh great! – Green team, green team! – Ah ha, my favourite! – Yes, boys! – It's a yager.
– Can you scoot off the seat? – I might be in the plant in a minute. – Bro I got you, I got you, I got you. (group talking) – I sat on the thing and I fell backwards. – Oh my God, no! Yager bombs. (group chatting and laughing) – You know I'm pissed, right,
cause if I didn't fall in… (group chatting) – That's his phone? That's his wallet. – Did you see what he did? – Harry's done it? He's done it. – Harry's done it. – What did he say? – Geez! – Let's go boys, down 'em, down 'em. Oh so it's a Yager bomb. – All right, so let's go. That's two for green. Ethan's bagged that. – Why did it take you so long? Lovely. – So our next drinking spot is a place called Arnold Circus. However, it's a park down the road. – Okay. – However, you guys will know that we organise games
throughout this period, right? – We do. – Arnold's Park is a park nearby. – It is. – Now, what we're going
to require each team to go on Boris bikes
and the first team there gets minus, is it two? – Minus two.
– Minus two, the whole team. So the first team to Arnold Park. – And the whole team has to make it. The whole team has to make it there. – Arnold Circus, Arnold Circus. – Alright, three, two, one, we're off. – Okay, let's go. Let's go. – I hate this. I hate this. You lot I don't like this. – Red light, red light. – I'm trying to get boris bike location then the area, there's a square there. Hudson square. – Can you bike and film? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Oh I need to piss as well to be honest. – But I believe we can win, can we win? – Now, now, now, now, now. – Whoa! Whoa! – Yeah, by four, by four, by four.
– Are we going to win
this boys realistically? – I really need to pee. – So do I. – It's a par. – Green team, no way they
coordinate three of them. – Currently walking. It's an L, it's an L. I'd rather us make it there in one piece then the quickest so… – Really? – I'm happy for us to take it – You don't mind? – Yeah. – Boys they're right there. – Yeah. (group chatting) – We're dubbing, we're
dubbing, we're dubbing here. – Let's go! I'm fast! – We are on the move, we're on the move. We're on the move. – Oi, Vick! That's the wrong place,
that's the wrong place. That's the wrong place! – Sorry, sorry, sorry.
We will go. We'll go. – All right, okay. – You're going to have to run, mate. – All right, it's this thing up here. It's up here, it's up here, it's up here. – One sec, one sec, one sec. – Go. – C'mon Vick. – Go, go. – That's the dub, that's
the dub, the clean dub. – They're racing for no reason. – For nothing, for nothing. – Whoo, hah, hey, hey, hey, hey! – Mate, no! – Is there a place to put it up there? – Yeah, just put it by the thing. – So blue team has decided to walk. – No, no we're riding
bikes, can't you see? Look, we're riding. – Yeah, no, no, no. – We're just on our slow bikes. – Yeah, I'm on my bike bro.
I'm straight right here, bro. – I'm biking. I'm biking right now. This is what I call biking. – I feel like this wasn't worth it. I felt like we just… – Go take the bikes back,
you don't get the points. – What? – You don't get the points. – You made us bring them up. – No you brought them up on your own.
– No, no, no, no! You insisted. – For the next shot we need
to be on the Bosch bikes, so it's all right. We've got our next steps. Just about. – Side is in the park. Hole six, a couple bucks. Not too bad. – Everyone humble
yourself. Humble yourself. Sit on the earth. You just slammed your
hand with a Rolex watch. (group chatting) – All right lads, so the next drink – Aaahhh! – Bro, listen to Harry, man. – Well he just put his stick in me. – We're only halfway, halfway through. – This is six, this is six, please. – He put a stick in me. – Before we get started, the
next hole is Kopparberg siders. – Yeah, that's okay. – Too bad. – It's volume, but it's
nice, it's tasty volume. – Stop man! – But this is what you're good at… – No! – However, before, boys! Ethan get off your phone, lad. Alright, before that we
have two losers here. (group booing) – The final arrivals. – Yeah, Green! – No, you. – We lost because we didn't
get bikes, all right? – I didn't lose.
– You have a choice to pull it back here. – Okay. – So you are, for losing
this it's minus three. – Plus. – Plus three, plus three. – However, you can pull it
back for every shot you do, you get a minus point. – Oh, shot of what? – Sambuca (group cheering) – It's not worth it then. – You get minus two easy. – We can get minus two bro. – I'll drink it. – Oh. – So this, this wipes out anyway? – It smells like a sin. Smells like a sin. – Was that two sips? – Wait, wait. No, no, no look, look, look, look at the levels. – It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. – I can't down drinks,
though.
I can't down drinks. – What are you doing, fam. – I'm respecting each other. – There's a par two, it's a calm one. I take the, I'm telling you as a friend, I'll take this up the next two. – Bro do you know how hard
it is to drink outta bottle? – Oh your actually being
a friend this time. – This should actually be a par three. Why is this a par two? – It should be a par three. Cheers. Cheers. – Cheers. Yeah. – JJ? – He's connecting. – Wait, wait, I'm disconnected. – Play your blue screen. – No, no, hold, all right I'm connected. – Bro, host migration. – Cheers, mate, cheers then. – You're on his team, but that's a spill. – I'm going to tap it. There you go. – All right, real talk back in the day, no one had to deal with host migration. – This is a par two. – Do you remember that? Harry's too young to
remember host migration. Josh, do you remember
host migration? Right? – Of course I do.
There's a time and a place. – That's one, that is
disgusting. That is disgusting. – That is criminal. – Ethan sure, Ethan sure. – Oh my Gad! – That's an accomplishment. – JJ's done a quarter. Do you see that as an
accomplishment or a cry for help? – It's a bit of both. It's a bit of both. – We've all been there. – I'm not going to lie. Some of us, just a building. – That's the question. – Oh no. – Three is good. – Fair play. – Trust me, I'm fine. This
is the best I've ever felt. Disappointed in Josh. – Why? – Because you're just, give
me that I'll tell you now. (group chatting) – This I'm telling you now. – Can we stand up? – You can stand up if you
want, yeah, yeah but like. – He just drinks it like it is water. – How? – To be fair it is the
closest thing to apple juice that you're gonna get. – But look at the volume
that is still there. – Someone's about to do it,
someone's about to do it, someone's about to do it.
– But how? – I dunno. – Someone's done it. – Oh my God. – And then Toby, – That has been a commitment. – That's a breather. All my homeys love Green team. – My lips get sucked into the bottle. My lips get sucked into the bottle. So, no liquid is coming out. – Just try and take it. – That'd be huge. – Just keep going, keep going, come on. – You have to look at the bottle of water. (group cheering) – Take a break. – That's a break, that's
a break, that's a break! – That's a last minute break. – That's a break. – What was the par here? – Three. Two, it's two, two. – Doesn't make a difference. – All I can say with the
scores at the moment, if we can get less than a four. So if you can get, do it
in two, I can do it in one. Then we're in the lead. Okay. So for a love of
all that's holy, two. – I think 50-50. – Yo guys, I can't do this anymore. I'm done. No, no, no. We need to stop.
What are we doing? Are we alcoholics? This is ridiculous. Three holes it is. Bro, we've been drinking from 1 AM. – It's easy now, it's easy now. – JJ, easy for now. – What do you mean now? We need more cocktails. – Easy for now. Easy for now. – I'm pissed! No man, this is outrageous. (group chatting) – All right, Salmon team, three, two, one. Let's go, get calm outta this one. – You see? Their lips
don't get stuck in it. My lips get stuck. – Bro you don't push your
eyebrows, big ears over here.
– Piss off! (group chatting) – You're alcoholic, you're alcoholic. Hey, yo, yo, rehab, rehab. – Is this interference? (group chatting) – Vick! Throw up! Vick! Throw up! (group chatting) – Do you think he's
starting a fight with you? – No, no he's not doing that. – He is, no, it seems like
he's starting a fight with you, – He looks like he might fall over. so I'll leave him to it.
– If I fight someone, do
they gain 10 points as well? – No, no, no, no. – We get plus ten points, we do. We need to get moving. – I'm waiting for you to shut up. (group cheering) – Damn Vick-star! – Almost done, apple juice,
apple juice, apple juice. Come on. (clapping) – You know, you wanna do it. (vomiting noises) – But what you boys don't realise is the signs were just made at the beginning of what's
happening right now.
So this is game number two. – What did you mean? – It's not two games, it's number three. Number three. – So we played pin the bandana on KSI. We've played the Boris bike race. – Whoa. – It's now time for say it or shot it. Everyone sit down in a circle. – I want to die, I want to die. – I'm not involved. – Why are we doing this? – The Sidemen said by
the way, Ethan and Harry you two can organise this one. – We said, we said be responsible, Harry. Ethan went, I've got this. – Bro, when I'm gonna pee? – Do you want a spot? – No, no, no, I can't pee bro. There's girls there, we got boys there. We got my mind, look it
we got secret agent there.
– I'm happy that you see this. – We got some guy in the woods. – So, we have a bunch of questions, but everybody involved. – A bunch of questions. – A bunch of questions
for everybody involved. And if you don't want to answer it you're going to have to shot it. – Oh, okay. – Who out of all of us here
has shagged the ugliest girl? Are you going to say it or shot it? – I'll pull it out and put it. – Is he going to say it? Or shot it? (laughing) – Oh no. – I've definitely shagged ugly girls. – He didn't discriminate. – At what age did you lose your virginity? – Oh, Oh. – Oh. – I hate you so much. I hate you so much. I hate you so much. – He's done it. – What about free as face
do you dislike the most? – I love Sambuca, so. – Classic one.
Would you shag your mom to save your dad? – I guess not. – Your mom's nice,
though, I like your mom. – Your digging a hole. – If you've ever disliked
one of the sidemen, who and why? – Oh, he's going to
answer, answer to this. – The thing is though I've
never genuinely disliked. That's what I mean, I've never genuinely disliked anyone here. – We're sickos. – Howdy because me and
Harry organise the video. We don't have questions. – Oh my God. – So what we're gonna do,
me and Harry are gonna go – JJ wait. – My first question to you
is what drugs have you taken? – In my life? – Yes.
– Every single drug that you've taken. – When I was young, you Cal pol before Then when I hit like 12,
gummy knees or paracetamol. Now I won't lie, I had an
operation once I had morphine. I've been to a few festivals in my time. And while there, I may
have drank some alcohol. – Okay. – What else, what else? – Ethan, we've got very
different one for you. – Huh? – What drugs have you taken? (laughs) – Again, when I was younger, I may have had a few days off from school. Cal bowl a lot. (laughs) – By the way, he'd want
to talk with my hand. He just said he went until man. I just want to make sure I'm safe in it. You're safe. Dangerous ends. Sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint, sprint – He's not your teammates. – Easy, easy. (cross talk) – You're probably on a level, right? Do you feel like the world
is soft on the edges? – I can see that you feel that way. – I can, like, I can appreciate
that the world is like…
– What telling me? I ain't seen you in a minute bro. – Special guest. – You can come in, sit on it. – My guy! – For this hole we have got
a double vodka something. – Double vodka lemonade
and double vodka diet Coke. Now here's the thing. Normally there's only
six drinks, two per team. But we've gotten another member here. (cheering) – I've got the diet Coke. – Thank you. – Something else in there as well. (cross talk) – He's broke me into drinking. He does it every time. – Let's go, boys. – Okay, cheers. – Okay at my speed is fine. – Yes boys, yes Simon I love that. Is he going to stop it? – Stop, stop, stop, stop. (chatter) – Let's go boy. – Yeah. Yep. – You're still not done? – All right. – So let me just notice
that I know what you feel. We've all been there. On his face. As a team, bonding, bonding as a team. We love each other and we will make it.
– We will do it. Let's love that. – All right. I'm gonna wait for this to finish. – Let's go Vic. (chatter) You got…JJ is so fucked. (shouts and cheers) – What is that? Wait, wait. – Hold up that was embarrassing. (cross talk and cheers) – So you were just doing
press-ups on the tables. You smashed a glass. That's a big penalty. It's a big penalty. Come on. – Double check, that's a big penalty. (shouts) – Three team captains,
top one being Harry. He can handle being at the state. – Your teammates falling apart. Mines fall apart. Your team was sober. Simon said the worst of us right now. – The only thing is is your teammates. My teammates we're heading eight. How much fun are we gonna make it? – It's a close race. It's close. (cross talk) – It's double Sambuca
for everybody involved. (cross talk) – We finally have a
pint for the cameraman. (cross talk) (crosstalk) – Me and Vikstar, one, two, three. – Come on, don't let us down. Then we need to do one by the
way to stay in the morning.
(cheers) – You want to break the glass? We've lost, respect. – Blue team on five minutes. – That's not me, act like a run man. Oh, that's strong. (cross talk) – Scores on the doors. Blue team, two on the first
hole, two on the second hole, four on the third hole. That's eight to this point. Then on the next hole,
you got 2, plus another 2. Next hole you got a plus
three and a minus three which means that was
when you rode the bikes and then dropped the drinks. – But did we not drop the drinks? – Yeah, so plus three, minus three. So you're now on 14. – Okay. – You got four somehow on this
number six, we moved to 18.
– What the happened there? (shouts) – And you got a two, it
was taking you to 22. You got two on the eight
hole which took you to 24. And your ninth hole to 26. – So it's 26. (shouts) – That was the cider, JJ
took one, two and three. (laughs) – We've got a two on the first hole, two on second hole, a three on the third,
two on the fourth hole. And then on the fifth hole, my guy fell in the plant pot. (laughs) But then we won the bike race. So we've got minus two back
to normal, back to normal. So we all sat on our level at this point. On the sixth, we got three to 14, on the seventh hole, two to 16. – Okay. On the eighth hole, I can't read. I don't know. We ended up with 20. (cross talk) – So now green team. I can't work out what
I've written here, but on on a whole five you're on 10. – Okay. You got a four at hole six somehow. – Okay. – That's 14. You then got a two on hole
seven which took you to 16.
You got a two at hole
eight which took you to 18. – Why is that plus though? – And you got a two at hole
nine which took you to 20 so we have drawn. (shouts) – Blue team calls for a tie breaker. – Blue team have prepared a mystery drink, for the tie breaker. First to hit the miniminter coaster and the first hint of rotational
coaster is the winner. – Mr Behzinga from the blue team, what do you have in these glosses? – Vikstar, I'm not trying to hear that. – Thank you for watching
it this sidemen pub golf. We're having a good time. Don't drink. – We're not role models. – Remember to subscribe to sidemen reacts. – It's a great channel. – And the main channel, we need 10 mil before the end of the year. The discount code is Sambucs.
(shouts) – Simon, Josh, three, two, one, go! (shouts and cheers) – Shout out to the team
with three people in it. (shouts and claps) – Hold on, hold on, I didn't like that. I don't like that. That is a bad winner right there. Bad loser. I drank every single drink
that he drank and we won. This team are fair winners,
you got to respect it. If you want to watch more
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