SONIC: Let's do this! STEVE: Alright, Sonic! Step right up! SONIC: This better not be another one of your tricks, Steve! SONIC: Huh? Where the heck am I? BALDI: Hello, Sonic! BALDI: Welcome to my schoOOl house! SONIC: I'm afraid to ask how you know my name. BALDI: You're Sonic the Hedgehog! BALDI: And i'm Baldi, the math teacher! BALDI: Want to be my student? SONIC: I'm like 25 years old, dude. School is lame! SONIC: See ya!- Woah! SONIC: H-hey, how did you- uh- Were you just- uh- BALDI: You're not going anywhere, Sonic! ๐ *smacc da like button like baldi smacc da block* SONIC: That's what you think, I'm out of here! *gotta go fast* SONIC: There's gotta be a way out of here! SONIC: Nope not there!- uh- Is someone chasing me? Wow, this is one weird school! I- Wait, I see someone! ๐ซ๐ ๐ผ๐ฉ๐๐ผ๐ซ๐๐ฟ: ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ ๐ฐ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฉ๐ข ๐ผ๐ฉ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ ๐ป๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ป๐ผ๐ฟ๐ธ ๐ต๐ ๐ธ๐๐ฆ๐ผ๐ฉ๐ข ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ ๐น๐ช๐ฐ๐ ๐ฏ๐ป ๐ฒ๐๐ฟ๐ฟ! ๐ซ๐ ๐ผ๐ฉ๐๐ผ๐ซ๐๐ฟ: 15 ๐ฎ๐ธ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐๐ฎ! ๐๐ธ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ช๐ฉ ๐น๐ช๐ ๐ด๐ช๐ฐ. ๐ฒ๐ป๐ธ๐ฉ ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฟ ๐ด๐ช๐ฐ ๐ฟ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ฉ? SONIC: Uh- um- What? I-I ain't staying here! Huh, see ya! *gotta go fast* SONIC: Uh-oh! The juice is coming back! I better hide in here.
*๐ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐พ ๐ ๐* SONIC: Dude, that was a close one! But he's too slow. (oh silly sonic) SONIC: HA HA! SONIC: Uh- Where am I? It looks like an empty classroom. SONIC: What's this thing? BALDI: Hello, Sonic! ๐ BALDI: Welcome to my class! SONIC: Wait a minute! I'm not a student, you know? BALDI: Don't be silly Sonic! ๐ BALDI: ๐๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ! ๐ BALDI: Let's begin with everyone's favorite subject! BALDI: ๐ ๐ธ ๐ โ ! Oh, I feel basic! (Sonic is HowToBasic confirmed) BALDI: That's a real problem, Sonic! BALDI: Here's your other problem! (oh no) BALDI: What is 4 times 2? SONIC: Uhh- Wait! I know this one! SONIC: You take 4 and like, you make it 2 times, and then the amount- So like two fours make an eight. SONIC: So it's 8! BALDI: ๐ ๐ผ โ โ ๐ ๐ฝ ๐ โ ! Next problem! What is 10 times 2? SONIC: Uh-oh- ey- Wait!- W-w-wait! I think it's 20? BALDI: Wow, that's amazing! BALDI: It looks like I won't have to sma- I-I mean- Last problem! SONIC: Huh? M-My eyes must be playing tricks on me! What the heck does that say? SONIC: Uhh- Alright, I guess I'll pick 21!
(a 21 joke in 2018 amirite) *wrong* BALDI: Oh Sonic! I'll see you soon…
(โขฬoโขฬ)เธ SONIC: Oh really? For a stupid math problem? What's he gonna do about it? Big deal, I got it wrong! *smacking* SONIC: Alright! First my eyes are playing tricks on me, and now my ears? *more smacking* SONIC: For school, this sure is empty. ๐ท, ๐ธ, สแดสแด
ษช's แดแดแดแด าแดส สแดแด… ๐น, ๐บ, ษช'แด แดแด แดสแด แด
แดแดส… SONIC: This school is every kid's nightmare! *close one* SONIC: Ah, heck yeah! I found me some chocolate! ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฃ'๐ข ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐! SONIC: What in the heck?! ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐! SONIC: You've got to be kidding me. ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐!
*it's the broom, it's what it do* *smacking* ๐๐ฃ'๐ข ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐! ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐! *๐ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐พ ๐ ๐* SONIC: Oh, this is just perfect! ๐ซ๐
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๐ฐ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฉ๐ข ๐ผ๐ฉ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ ๐ป๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฎ! (echoes) ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐!
*girly scream* SONIC: Haha, I can't believe he fell for that! *umm sonic, you may want to run* SONIC: Hey Baldi! You failed P.E. cuz you're too slow! [ROASTED] SONIC: Ha ha ha ha! *rings sounds*
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Okay, here! SONIC: Huh- Well, that was easy! *playtime song starts playing* SONIC: Finally I'm seeing more students! Ha- Hey little girl! Do you know a way out of here? แญแชแฉYTIแฐE: I แฏแฉแแแฉ แญแชแฉY แฏITแผ แOแฐEOแE! SONIC: Yeah, but I-I want to get out of here, you think you could help me? แญแชแฉYTIแฐE: แชET'แ แญแชแฉY!
SONIC: What is this? SONIC: Jump rope? Oh c'mon! I- SONIC: What is this thing made of? Glue? I-I can't even move! Uh- แญแชแฉYTIแฐE: OแE, TแฏO, TแผแEE, แดOแแ, แดIแฏE!
*also smacking* แญแชแฉYTIแฐE: แฏOแฏ, TแผแฉT'แ GแEแฉT! แชET'แ แญแชแฉY แฉGแฉIแ! SONIC: Nope! Step aside! *๐ ๐ ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐พ ๐ ๐* *smacking* SONIC: Uh-oh! Gotta speed keed!
Let's see if you can catch this! *slow mo epic dodge* Wow, this guy does NOT give up! He's pretty fast! SONIC: I think I lost em'.
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30 ๐ฎ๐ธ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐๐ฎ! ๐๐ธ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ช๐ฉ ๐น๐ช๐
๐ด๐ช๐ฐ. ๐ด๐ช๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ช๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฒ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ธ๐
! SONIC: You can't put me in here! I'm not even a part of this school! BALDI: แดส sแดษดษชแด! สแดแดแดs สษชแดแด สแดแด'สแด แด สษชแดแดสแด แดแดแด sสแดแดก ษดแดแดก! SONIC: It's locked! Uh- come on! *static* SONIC: Hey- Get away from me! BALDI: Ready for your punishment? This will teach you kids not to drop out of scHOol. TAILS: Up here, Sonic!
*helicopter sounds* TAILS: Hurry! Grab my hands!
*helicopter sounds* SONIC: Ha ha! Alright! See ya, dude! *smacks* SONIC IS THE WINNER! You wanted Sonic? You got'em. Hit the like button to see more and subscribe with notifications on. Comment below who you want to see next, and you could be picked in the next video. Thank you so much for the support! I love you all and I'll see you in the next one! Subtitles made by: Brick Pablo and Earpiercer.