hi guys welcome to a daily joke channel a woman 
joins a golf club when she hears the guys talking   about their golf round she says i played on my 
college's golf team i was pretty good mind if i   join you next week no one wants to say yes but 
they're on the spot finally one man says okay   but we start at 6 30 am he figures the early tea 
time will discourage her the woman says this may   be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 
minutes late they roll their eyes but say okay   she's there at 6 30 am sharp and beats all of 
them with an eye opening two under par round she's   fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed they 
congratulate her and invite her back the next week   she smiles and says i'll be there at 6 30 or 
6 45 the next week she again shows up at 6   30 sharp only this time she plays left-handed the 
three guys are incredulous as she still beats them   with an even par round despite playing 
with her offhand they're totally amazed   they can't figure her out she's very pleasant and 
a gracious winner they invite her back again but   each man harbors a burning desire to beat her the 
third week she's 15 minutes late which irritates   the guys this week she plays right-handed and 
narrowly beats all three of them the men grumble   that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her 
part however she's so charming and complimentary   of their strong play they can't hold a grudge this 
woman is a riddle no one can figure out they have   a couple of beers in the clubhouse and finally 
one of the men asks her how do you decide if   you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed 
the lady blushes and grins when my dad taught me   to play golf i learned i was ambidextrous 
she replies i like to switch back and forth   when i got married after college i discovered 
my husband always sleeps without clothes from   then on i developed a silly habit right before i 
leave in the morning for golf practice i pull the   covers off him if his willy points to the right i 
golf right-handed if it points to the left i golf   left-handed the guys think this is hysterical 
astonished at this bizarre information one of   the guys says cheekily what if it's pointing 
straight up she says then i'm 15 minutes late