E: Ready J: aaagggghhh E: What the fuck was that? J: I meant to go AAAAIIIMMM READY but it came it like aaaaaa J: I want to skip let me do! E: OK, I'll go big home *laughs in weird voice* E: Alright! Hey get your tits ready, I'm going in J&E: *Laughing* J: Sometimes I wonder E: You're not allowed to talk E&J: *Laughing* J: I'm the one who talks about fucking butts all the time E: You've said weirder shit J: Oh fuck that butt y'all E: Just gonna fuck that butt real quick dude J: Dude just let me fuck that butt E: Just go up to your boss just like hey mind if I take a quick break to just go fuck a butt real quick thanks J: You mind if I fuck that butt? E: Mind if I fuck that butt dude? I'll work extra hours if I could fuck that butt. J:dude I work out. I fuck that butt E: Ok I have not worked out ever It's been true ok ready for a big shore. Oh wait this is you, never mind, not me.
Uh fuck I was wondering, I was wondering why I couldn't control it *laughs* J: I was like "Why is my character different?" Ohh ohh E: I am not Fargo J: Uh ho! Nice one! E: Nice! J: Thanks Yuka E: Nicely played all right J: My character's down there going "LOOKOUT!" Like hey, hey, can you see me look out! Where are you going? E:Oh! Wait Yeah, this that's right. J: Oh. Yeah the wind.
E:I did I did a wind oh right on the fringe shit Once you said that I was like wait where am I going no? E&J: *Laughs* J: Well on my screen it just looks weird E; Yeah J: Okay. Watch this E: Alright the master putter coming in again with this biggest horse in town. God Damn it! You getting that perfect shit. Did you get it? Yeah you did you fucko J: *laughs*He ain't saying nothing to me Staring at my camera. Oh well this is fucking with me then Do it! Pick a putter Don't hit with the sandwich! E: Oh! Yes, the sandwich J: Well it's a sandwa- well it's not it's a different wedge, but E: Oh! J: What's with this fucking eighties Jam E: Oh hell yeah! I got it J: Fuckin' rocking dude E:Just rocking out every day of the week you know me J: Dude, we both got that ting E: We both go that ting! Oh sick birds J: Who just shouted "Alright.
I'm ready" ? E: I'm ready! J: Yuka I fucking know, it's a par 4. I have eyeballs, don't I? Just stick the dealing with clubs okay? E: There's like a bird. I win again and win again like Wimbledon, I serve! J: Yea da him again, the sound that engine in is like a bird E: You see fireworks and Corvette tire skkrrt the boulevard
J: Oh oh. Please be the nice! E: I know how you work I know this who you are see you see you E& J: SEE YOU SEE YOU
E: Cunt! E& J: *Laughs*
E: Fuck *giggles* J: Did you say cunt?
E: yea * laughs* J: *laughs* E: Kendrick would never say such things J: Ehh, he probably would E: Never, no- not in my good country J *laughs* Not in my back Kendrick E: Alright ready, ready, ready. Going in right there in the big swing horse boy fuck god dammit E&J: *laughs* J: Ohh that was almost a big bad. E: That was almost a big bad, but not too bad. It's alright it's alright J: Your fuck up corrected the wind
E: mmm J: You curled it left and the wind pulled it right so he just went straight E: Ohh 5 points J: And the audience are all like "Oh wow he amazing" and I'm like no he's just *mumbles*
E: He's amazing E: Ohh.
That was a good good good J: Is it a good end
E: Uhh No! On the fucking fringe man? J: Dude! You might as well grow your hair out and get a fringe cuz you love you so much E: I love the way that you fucking like hop around your ball.Right before you hit J:Yea
E: So funny J: Ohh what the fu- Where are you firing to you crazy
E: Ohh little bit nervous? J: Wonderful! Great shot!
E: Did you get it? E: Great shot! E: Alright who gets to go? Uh I get to go E: Use that putter Harry Putter
J: Putt putt. What you call your putter Harry? Nice approach gonna make that birdie like you always do oh, it's like that good thing Because I suck more oh all right, just relax Here we go Oh Running running running running run to the next course just call me running man.
Cuz I never stop Hmm never stop running never stop. Hey never stop improving yourself never stop never stopping Wow I'll always keep on keepin on put that on his shirt and put it on your website And then put that shirt when you buy it on a door frame So you can look at it when you wake up put that shirt on your shitty body Maybe it will improve your shit life. Yeah, and big swing oh that perf perf nice shot oh That's a good Nice shot you cut out see same beautiful. It's a good day. Good day for the parish, it's like turning See you got a couple friends Shit, dude. That was sick Is it good? Oh that is good? yes, I Played it a little bit safe cuz I didn't want to go in the fucking water again Understandable understandable, why is even hmm? I'm gonna straighten that drink Straighten that drank. I want to get through that purple drank purple drank For you very close oh damn Just staring at my ball like no sir.
Oh my god. No you became a giant neck stupid Little ball buddies you get to go first no fair oh Titty look your character just appeared you just materialized whoa Come on come on go on that green green green or green boy. Oh nice Twenty-one feet remaining alright here we go here We go any one pilots remaining torn on pilots the most overplayed band in the fucking world no That's a panic at the disco four fault Richard Richard Richard Richard okay there though I'm gonna hit you right in the foot My nose is just pointed directly at your asshole fuck her up boy that sweet tang Oh, I'm ready give me that tang can we write for that ting? Oh there we go, thank you Yuka.
Oh, you're beautiful Beautiful, it's the baby look. We just sprint to the next Foley oh You can't get me The first one there, this is not win first one there sucks my dick There okay, you always make it the first one there's like oh, whoa well, I got this Nice shot did Dude Starbucks, just reply to me. Yeah, cuz I'm talking about that sweet pumpkin spice. Let's sweep, ESL, bro Shit, dude free PS sells for life Starbucks sponsor me. I'd do it fuck yeah There's very few things that I'd let sponsor me but coffee. Hell yeah, that would be amazing I Have those Starbucks double-shot energy drinks all the time. They're so good Super power shot got a pretty good one. We're on the family that pretty nice beater there, dude You got a pretty nice beam there, dude Good was it that good good? Yeah? It was that alright alright that good good. It was it's there It's that minute the ball is out there my balls are out there.
All right this is This is for all the marbles. I'm going for a dude. You're really you're really making a big swing down the hole Left there might be in the bunk might be in that sweet bow oh That's good, oh that feels good. That's like putting butter on a cracker. Oh god. It's like putting butter on my team My weight my characters like hey fire it that way go that way can't go over there That good No, that's good. That's that good team. Oh God got me all hot and bothered No even Stevens again, Oh Stevens Oh all right, can you get it no come on? We've been twinning all game, you gotta get this one Oh shit, I panicked at your disco Nice approach oh That wasn't bad though. That's good. If you had enough fucked it up. You might be in that whole fucking patronize me I'll kill you Oh Fucking murder you. Oh murder. You're great won't even hesitate Wow nice ass.
I won't hesitate this We're even-steven now Mike and ace well, you know I didn't like being to for our head kind of feel sorry for you. Yeah, yeah just a little bit Two outs here feel sorry for Ethan yeah, everyone in the room just raised her dick Dicks way up in there their dicks out for each Nice and hard he's gonna get in like a big erect winky Yeah, beautiful, thank you, UK that was good We're very close again Big swing Oh a little bit off, but I think I'll get it across the pond I hope you do oh Just barely ha fuck that was spooky very spooky there Okay Okay, pressures on pressures on they got this though. Oh Almost that perv Thanks you okay, you're my maiden Queen amazing Shot she's man I Wouldn't be anywhere if it weren't for you and your support All right, huh ready what you got little man a Big swing for my big boys back home Oh Am I on the green Nope, just barely.
Not on the green. Well. You weren't on the green last time, and you still got it in that's right That's right. I have potential That's right, and don't you forget it This one goes out to big Bubba big swing for big Bubba listen to those sweet rock-and-roll jams It'll take you all the way to victory Fuck you all right the sandy sandy pants Wow suck, dude You all right all right to be an ugly fucking bitch a little bit like that. That's that's what you are Don't get it in don't get it.
I press it way too early. I really fucked that one up Okay Get back your ball Hit it and then quit it hit it and quit it just like you did to my mom Why are you gonna? Hit the bodies? I'm soon Jesus Christ oh Fuck this appeared right as you swank god damn it oh That would hurt ting ting That one stung a little bit didn't it yeah because now I'm probably Just too freaking out in my screen good nice shot super If that good ting get that team come on dude there we go that good ting did you get par birdie Birdie fuck alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright this last little Oh I'm gonna dump my cranky bitches All right heel ball nice and hard Did it did it go to throw you thinking about why I do it.
Oh. Yeah are? Like turtles I got Turtles all right pretty fair pretty fair pretty fair Move wait for this all right I'm ready you're all your grace. Don't get all your horses in a nest all right hard eating Bitches let's go That was bad Not good at all I am in the rough Not where I want to go, oh shit, I didn't aim Okay, hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on what happens when you suck a shit big and big Okay vegan bull Why did it make a weird noise? All right, not. It's all right. It's all right. It's right The fairway, I'm on the fairway. You're only on your second shot and that will be my third. Yeah, make it up Yep, but can I win? Mm-hmm this will blow man the beans are all on the table still for that true cheer true Oh, I almost ended up in that bunk bunk.
That's that true true cool. Very don't like the bunk bunk. Oh Wow Who's the boy with all the flavor its jack? It's you all right? Oh? Oh is this the one is this it could I just straight and murder no oh oh It's cause I got cocky oh Dude oh, no, I'm bunking with some shit tonight Oh Is that the perfect stuff, did you just get it in oh no, I didn't I didn't I did it But I got very good. It was very good. Thank god This is for all the shits that was like the perfect shot. You just made yeah, I know oh Fuck no What have you done? What if you do? Did you get it Weaken my ass and point at my face It's me All right here.
We go here. We go here. We go here. We go. I believe in your blue boy for a blue boy anymore Let's see there we go ting ting ting apart I wiggle my eyes and point at me my name's Gumby The names Kofi remember where did you watch the finals go man? Soiled again, sorry that I beat you well, it's alright. I'll murder you and your family tonight In the sleeve your character just loves to be dead on the ground same We had some laughs we had some goofs the people all came out to see a real champion win today I'm glad I could take home the trophy My wife I'm here durwood stop clapping.
My skates are still clapping just Fucking for me, I'm here. Also well. It was a good time. It was the best of times It was the worst time I've ever experienced Yeah.