[Applause] wow that's very cool you ever get sick of it you get sick of it it's nice wherever you go people go crazy oh it's nice it's nice out there i like that because um i'm certainly one that's not really comfortable with it oh you're not you're not comfortable with it i never have been can i have it then is that okay little the old adulation let's put it my way uh first of all thank you so much for being here i touch on one area we're going to start with because it just happened which is u.s loss to europe uh at the ryder cup last weekend tell us what happened what was your analysis of of this seems to be a trend what's going on we got our ass kicked excellent we're moving on now now one thing no but one thing that i did want to ask about was the the spectators are getting louder more raucous all the time in in golf do you think that we're headed to a point i mean already it's changed so much in 10 years i think you've helped change this game a lot created a lot of excitement for golf where are we going 10 years from now air horns zeppelins explosions i mean do you think it's going to get out of hand no i honestly believe it's all tied into uh consumption right of their favorite beverage right um ah that would be pepsi yeah late um because late in the afternoon it gets a little more ruckus than it is middle of the day right okay and and so are they doing anything to sort of calm this down i mean i don't understand how you can play under the situation that you play under the way people go people are so focused on your game that you're hearing all kinds of noises on your back so we don't mind if it was loud all the time people screaming yelling and you had air horns going off the entire time it's fine like a football game but if it's absolutely quiet and all of a sudden you hear anything you can hear pin drop it does distract you right i mean i grew up on a military base where you had jets and planes flying over and you thought nothing of it right because you heard noise all the time so we want noise and air horns all the time from now on that's what tiger woods is pleading for now see what you've done this is not the way to go i have a few questions first of all i've never is there trash because trash talking is such a part of sports now your good friend michael jordan a master of i think some trash talking is there trash talking in in in professional golf not like there used to be um there used to be without a doubt without a doubt guys like i remember being in the master's dinner and talking to sam snead and how sam used to always talk trash coming down a stretch and he would try and play games with you but i thought was cool right you know golf has changed um you know we really don't do that anymore which is you just kind of say it under your breath is that what you're going to use to hit because right i think you're just muttering a lot like popeye yeah it's not the same you i i believe you know we did a lot of research for this segment for the first time i actually researched a segment uh so i wouldn't just be pissing at you like a cat but um you you there are very very rarely is there a photograph of you uh you know in your private life uh you're you you play it's good it is good it is good how do you achieve that though i thought this guy must have a bat cave or a you're like a superhero you perform these amazing feats and then you disappear and i thought he must he's like superman you have an an an alter ego or you're uh i think it's one of the one of the great things that has happened is that a lot of people just respect my space and they respect what i do on a golf course and my private life they respect that because everyone wants to have their quiet time with their family and friends right and i think what's been great is that a lot of the fans and a lot of the media have respected that that part of my life you know what i think is very very nice of them to do that your your story is so well known and everyone knows that that uh you were interested and and excellent at golf at a very early age with the age of five you could look at someone's grip or their swing and you could analyze it and break down what was wrong with it and i was thinking about that today and i thought how annoying that must have been for people to hear this from a five-year-old did you make a lot of enemies back then i probably did i probably probably should have said some things that i said like the kind of like what are you doing there mister what do you want cause that's not you're gonna get your hip into it more who is this five he's right uh uh you're good friends with charles barkley yeah who likes to play golf you play golf often with charles barkley i do okay this is a deposition i'm taking forever and your name is tiger woods is it not uh wow i'm bringing this up for a reason i was looking and a lot of people have commented on charles barkley's golf swing and we got footage of it today and i thought can i show this to you and you analyze it for us it might hurt their eyes take a look at this and tell us what the hell is going on here sir charles [Music] what is he doing first of all well if you if you look at that you said he's got a speech impediment yeah there's something wrong happening it also looks physically impossible he stops his swing two thirds of the way through he starts it again and starts it again i tell you what that's why he's one of the greatest athletes of all time right yeah yeah because i was looking at that that shouldn't work that shouldn't go anywhere and it doesn't i can't wait till the phone call i get from him because of this yeah we're on very late he might miss it uh um do you ever this is a stupid question but do you ever play mini golf actually i have yes you have put me golf and do you get as intense when you play mini golf you sang the windmill the speed is not it's it's not always cool when a five-year-old is able to do better right right that's not cool right so you actually do get out there early and like look at the way the dragon's mouth is opening like you're studying the mini golf course it's not quite that bad it's not that bad no it's probably pretty bad okay uh let's talk about the video game um this is the tiger woods pga tour it looks like it's selling already uh and the cool thing about this video game is that uh you can create your own players you can make them look like you or uh why did you gloss over that so quickly but what you really want to do or you can make them look like a stud wow wow wow that was in the rough that one uh well actually to prove your point and this is uh uh ea sports the people that make this video game actually sent over they made a a portion of the video game that's supposed to look like me and how i would do if i shot uh took a shot what my swing would look like i guess and how i would do and they sent this over today and i i we haven't seen this yet but let's take a look at this right now tell me if you think this is accurate [Applause] um that's what the pinwheel has wow thanks a lot for the uh the bad shorts the geeky glasses and the pinwheel hat he pulled it off well not a terrible terrible shot now you can also there i would imagine so many golf games where you can play yourself because everybody wants to play tiger woods when they play a video game and they're playing golf have you ever played yourself and if so have you gotten incredibly competitive with tiger woods usually my my buddies usually play as me and i usually have to pick someone else right but that must be very strange you should try it sometime where you just are playing yourself i i can't do it it just feels too weird might be kind of kinky let's move on that's not weird uh tiger woods pga tour 2005 is in stores uh right now and uh this has really been a thrill for us thank you so much